Sex Lottery

“Ted, I heard you’re having trouble paying your bills. Is this true?” What could I say? Kate was the girl of my dreams and I didn’t want her to think I was a bum. But at the same time, I didn’t want to lie to her either. “Oh come on Kate. You know how it […]

The Spanish Lady

The wild strike at the airport has ruined the day for many people, and my return trip home has now been postponed until tomorrow. Thanks to Google, I was able to find a hotel that fits the budget of a junior forensic accountant. The hotel is a time capsule that was first opened during the […]

Bi Times in LA

I had only just turned 24 when I came across to LA to try out as a Kicker for a gridiron team. I’d been playing Australian Rules football in Melbourne and was considered one of the better kicks in the game, an American talent scout had seen me on the TV and made me a […]

Old Acquaintances

I always hated shopping for clothes. I always seemed to come back with something I didn’t want. Perhaps this was because I went about it as fast as I could, which was a direct result of hating shopping so much. But here I was in a men’s clothing store looking through a rack of pants […]