Annette Garnick walked into the living room where her son Andy sat watching TV. “Honey,” she said. “I found this old 60’s tiger striped bikini in the attic. But I think it shrunk! Either that or Mommy’s been eating too much cheese. Take a look. Is this too small for my body, Andy?” Andy’s eyes […]
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Xmas Gift From My Mother-In-law
It was the holiday season and I always had a hard time finding a gift for my wife. So I decided to ask her mother if she had any ideas that might help me. She took it one step better and offered to go shopping with me one evening after she got off of work. […]
The secret but good
So there I am, stoned and drunk. In the wrong place at the wrong fucking time. I’m sitting on a couch between my current girlfriend and her sister which I live with both of them. My gf is the love of my life and I can’t imagine a life without her. And as for her […]