This is something I’ve promised myself for God knows
how long now. I’m 19 and I’ve never had sex, or had a
serious girlfriend. I’ve never even seen a naked girl
except in the magazines I’ve purchased but had to
furtively throw in the bin before I reached home in
case my rather austere mother finds them during one of…
I never would have taken the art appreciation class if
my friends hadn’t convinced me that it was a snap. “Hey,
it’s Art in the Dark, man. All you do is watch a bunch
of bogus slides in the dark.” Cool, I thought.
I picked a seat in the last row. It was dark, farthest
from the prof and closest …