Yeah.
I know.
You’ve never heard me talk about my sex life. I gotta be gay, or
asexual. Or something.
Let me tell you, since you asked.
I’m something.
No, really. Take a good look in her eyes.
Unthinkable?
For you, yes.
Me?
Love’s a bitch–a *real* bitch.
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Hey, I never could make all the right moves …
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