Attention Dr. Kent Segumi,

Last month while exploring a dusty bookshop in Camden Town England I
discovered a very pecululair manuscript dated 1872.

The old man at the counter said he could offer no information on the
book. Since the condition was very poor, many pages missing, some pages
illegible due to water damage, and the leather cover cracked and brittle
he practically gave it to me for only five British pounds.

The book is enclosed in this package for your inspection. I have not
read all of it, some parts even seems to be in a foreign tongue I can
not decipher.

My assignment for you is to determin the origin and value of this unique
manuscript and if any other copies have been known to exist.

Thank you for your expertise in this matter & look forward to your
answer,

William Thompson

Two months later:

Dear Mr. William Thompson,

Thank you for sending us such an interesting puzzle. I am contacting you
to let you know that we are baffled by the origin. The writer claims to
be a time traveller and speaks of many events of our past but also of
things to happen in our future!

Our linguist expert has been able to translate some of the foreign text
but a good size bulk of it still is not in any language we know of. We
have contacted our colleage in Oxford for further help.

We assume the time travelling theme is a clever fantasy but some
startling predictions are giving us the jitters here, atll the staff has
stopped work on their projects to devote to solving the mystery of your
book.

Enclosed is the text of a few pages that our translator has finished.
The text is in regards to the authors marriage to an American from our
time period. The part we have translated was fron a very early form of
gaelic from the western part of Scotland.

Please forgive us for the gaps in the text, due to the poor condition of
the book. We shall be in contact soon as we discover more of this
deliteful book.

I should also mention that we do not have the name of the author! We do
not know as of yet if this was intentional or not, if we believed he was
really a time traveller then perhaps he still exists! We are trying to
locate his love Jess but since he does not meet her until the year 2010
we are questioning how we should tell her about this all.

Sincerly,

Dr. Kent Segumi
Boswell’s Book & Antique
New York, New York

PS: the following excerpt from the book is seems to be very erotic in
nature.

The excerpt:

…….. Being immortal makes a man heart truely metal. When ye see all
ye loved ones pass on and thee still regain your youth ye grief from one
cycle to the next. Endless grief soon leads to the distancing of
relations. Eye have learned to keep my secrets guarded, to keep me love
contained. Eye travel onwards, thro tyme and space and tho eye meet
millions of peoples my heart is lonely.

EDITORS NOTE: THIS PART OF THE TEXT WAS MISSING, IT CONTINUES HERE:

….. After me fortutious escape from the tribal men of the congo lands
me next stop was in a land called America, twas the year of our Lord
2010. Eye clothed me self in native costume and lived amoung these goode
people for a few years, then eye met the fairest of ladies.

Her beautiful face, smiling was framed by long flowing hair. The young
lass had the body of a goddess and the sweetest voice eye have ever
heard. When eye was close to her at first eye sensed by me nose that our
chemistry was matched, yes her scent signified that our genetic makeup
would develop an unbreakable bond of love. Many folks don’t know about
simple things like this.

Verily, eye was smittin, my heart’s metal did melt, eye became putty in
her hands. everything this girl did impressed and drove me, inspired me,
recast me. my heart was remade new.

After one year of courtship eye married thee dear girl.

Eye Love thee dear Jess, sweet Jessica.

On our wedding night eye brought thee to my birthplace, to bonnie
Scotland, to the castle of my elders. Tho the castle is a tourist hovel
now it serves us well. When eye carried thee over the oaken threshhold
and placed thee light body on my bed eye trembled, swooning with love,
vibrant with lust.

The fact that you saved your flower for me self, your gift of virginhood
honored me immensly.

eye remember clearly thee nakedness, your legs wide as me mouth kissed
your inner region. Me lips tenderly kissing you there, me tongue licking
your womanhood. Giving you joy, eye love thee, me flower!

When thee surrendered your pleasure to me licking tongue, eye then
decided your munkin was wet and ready for me man pole.

Eye layed me self down, my sweet bride Jess climbed ontop me frame, your
sweet kisses raced my blood, your long hair hanging over me enclosed us
into our own world of bliss.

eye remember dearly thee body, pure sweet beauty, your breasts in me
hands, the contrast of me rough fingers gently caressing your soft silky
breasts. Me mouth kissing them, my face nestled in your breasts.

Then thee took me penis in thou fingers, thee felt me hardness and thee
slowly impaled thee self, slowly me erect member entered thou womanhood,
my throbbing penis was in heaven, coated by your own love juices it did
slide and soon was all within.

thee smiled and kissed me, thee then braced your slender arms on me
shoulders and you started to raise your body, you slowly started to pump
me, thou body going up and down on me shaft. the mechanics ov love
drove us onwards to pleasure.

Eye hugged thee tight, me hands rove thou breasts, me mouth kissed yours
as our bodies united as one. Thee rode me till my pleasure overcame me,
the joy was too much.

Me body ached for release, me penis throbbed and spurted me seed deep
into your womanhood, your inner lips down there gripping me, caressing
me milking all my sperm from me to thee. Spurt after spurt, of warm
fluid left me drained, me man sack empty, to me love in my arms, eye
pulled you to me and we did sleep.

EDITORS NOTE: THE NEXT FEW PAGES ARE MISSING. THE NEXT PART OF THE BOOK
CONTINUES WITH THE COUPLE LIVING IN AMERICA, WE THINK THE DATE IS ABOUT
2012.

Dear Dr. Kent Segumi,

Thank you for your update on the book and for the excerpt. This
anonymous time traveller does sound like a very interesting charcter!

I would recommend against contacing his love, Jess. She would only be
distraught knowing of these events from her future. She will have to
discover her true love on her own. You also did not mention if Jess knew
that her husband was a time traveller?

Any clue to who this man is?? Is he from the future, our past, perhaps a
colleauge of our time? I will spend what ever amount of money it takes
to discover his identity.

I eagerly await for your complete translations and professional opinion
on this book.

Sincerly,

William Thompson