“I agree with what Clinton said,” Joey said smugly. “It’s not sex when it
doesn’t penetrate.”
“He penetrated her mouth,” I pointed out. “Several times, I understand.”
“No,” Joey corrected. “She sucked him. That’s different.”
“Still unfaithful.”
“So, when you jerk off, you’re unfaithful to your old lady?”
“Of course not.”
“What’s the difference?”
“Another person!” I said, exasperated. “There’s …
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