As 2001 begins, it’s time to announce our annual Office Nudity Awards,
along with our first ever Office Sex Awards.

As you know, for many years our firm has encouraged both male and female
staffers to take off their clothes either to entertain their fellow
employees or simply for their own comfort. While nude workers are
excused from their duties and encouraged to circulate and chat with
their fellow employees, I am pleased that many people stay at their
desks and happily work in the buff.

This practice originated under my predecessor who correctly thought it
would be a good morale-builder and a way to build trust and confidence
between employees. As you know, we require long hours and dedication
here at this firm, but since we deal with clients either at their
offices or over the phone or Net, we have no visitors here. Having
employees undress not only increases their own comfort, but by showing
off their bodies they learn to trust and look out for each other.

We have recognized your dedication with our annual Office Nudity Awards,
which recognize both the man and woman who spent the most days in the
nude, as well as our Employees’ Choice Award to the man and woman who
everyone has most enjoyed seeing with their clothes off.

Last year, in response to repeated demands as well as simply reality, we
extended the policy to encompass casual sex as well. In recognition
that so many of you were secretly fooling around anyway, we felt it was
best to establish standards in this area as well (namely, be open-minded
and sharing, make sure to clean up, and don’t let the clients hear you
over the phone).

And so now it is time to present our annual Office Nudity Awards as well
as our first ever Office Sex Awards!

First..

Most Nude Days –

We’re pleased to announce that Bruce and Julie took their clothes off
more times than everyone else! Bruce went naked 85 days last year
(pretty good considering all that travel he does) while Julie was
completely nude for a record 112 days! Way to go, Julie, and
congratulations on also being our top sales associate as well!

Favourite Nude Employees –

While Bruce and Julie scored high here as well, your choices for the
people you most enjoy seeing naked are: Jim and Valerie!

Jim, people really like the way you walk around the office and many
women said they love it when you pose while they’re on the phone, even
though they have to keep from laughing. Some of the comments we
received about you were “I love those sixpack abs,” “Keep that ass firm
and tight!”, and quite a few along the lines of “Love that long thick
cock and wish it was in me right now”, etc. Many of the latter are
signed and you can pick them up later.

Valerie, we heard similar high praise about you. Many commented that
they like your practice of promising an extended show to the most
productive workers of the week, and we like that too. Voters said “I
never miss a day of work because then I might miss Valerie’s bare
breasts”, “Val’s beautiful pussy is the only fringe benefit I need
around here” and many, many other things. We have sorted them into five
categories – comments on your breasts, comments on your nipples
specifically, thoughts on your pussy, your ass, and general praise of
your naked body – you can take them all home later for your own private
enjoyment.

This brings us to our new set of awards – the Sex ones! Many of you
sent nominations complete with wonderfully descriptive details, and we
must confess we in management also kept a close interest in things and
conducted our own fact-finding missions at times.

Best Blowjob

We had many nominations here and should mention runners-up Amy, Nicole
and Julie in particular. Let me share some of the comments: “Amy knows
how to liven up a slow day with some quick deep-throat action”, “After
Nicole sucks my cock, I’m focused and ready to take on the world” and
“Julie seems to love drinking my cum just as much as working naked”,
which is obviously high praise as you saw above!

However, the clear winner is Brenda! Brenda, people were loud and
enthusiastic with their praise of your cocksucking. Guys love it when
you suddenly begin teasing their crotches without warning, quickly
unzipping them and lovingly taking their penises in your mouth for some
tender action. The way you slowly build them up until they can’t stop
but unload all over your face is deeply appreciated, and they want you
to know this.

Favourite Pussy-Eater

Well, we have to admit we didn’t expect to have both men and women
nominated in this category, but we’re not complaining! It didn’t take
much thought to decide to give two awards here.

Best Man

Conventional wisdom says that men don’t know how to give women oral
satisfaction, but that’s not the case here. Many men received
enthusiastic nominations in this category, including Rick and Al. Rick
was particularly liked for his speedy, sensitive tongue, which magically
flicks over our ladies’ clits and down, over, and all around. Al was
praised for his staying power – it seems that Al can last forever down
there and make women cum repeatedly; many have to place a three-orgasm
limit simply because they can’t stand the pure pleasure any more.

The winner, though, is Marc! As one woman put it: “Marc just has the
magic touch with his tongue, knowing just where to touch and probe when
I want it.” Another: “Nothing makes me feel more like a woman than
having Marc’s head between my legs, pleasing and fulfilling me.”

Best Woman

Does it take a woman to know a woman? Maybe. When our ladies are not
being serviced by our men, they make sure to take care of each other.
It was very hard to pick a winner here, although our award team spent
many hours in private repeatedly reviewing each nomination.

Amy and Nicole are not just skilled at blow jobs, as they received a lot
of praise for their muff diving as well. “I like Amy,” said one person,
“but not as much as my clit loves her tongue.” Lisa is also
well-regarded for her tender kissing of her best friends’ pussies, while
Laura, who we suspect practices in private with Lisa once in a while,
was praised for her expert knowledge of each woman’s secret turn-ons.

But the winner is Kate! Kate, we know you love men and their cocks as
well, but it’s clear you have a special touch with the ladies. So many
women praised your tender, loving treatment of their most private areas,
and many said you were their first and sometimes only female lover. You
know how to put women at ease, relaxed and opening their legs, ready to
feel your tongue and lips on their clit, their lips, inside their
pussies, and even certain other areas… A well-deserved win, Kate, and
keep converting to the cause!

This brings us finally to….

Best Sex

Who among us is the best lover? Who in the office gives the best fuck?
Again, so many nominations and so many deserve to win…

First, the men. All we can say is that we must be an office of studs,
as so many men were praised for their prowess. Who should be singled
out? What about Tim, who “only has a five-inch cock but knows how to
make it feel double?” There’s Bruce, our top nudist, who “starts slow
but keeps going, until suddenly he’s thrusting and ramming until I cum
and cum.” And Rob, who was praised for his slow loving, kissing
everywhere and driving our women wild before he finally enters them and
the real pleasure begins.

We’ll hold off on the winner here for a second and talk about some of
our most favourite women. Again, it was a very difficult job to pick
out only a few favourites.

But think especially of Brenda, our champion cocksucker. Brenda loves
being on top, and men love the sight of her bouncing breasts and
watching her body shake as she cums. Kimberly is also a favourite,
especially for the way she wraps her legs firmly around her lover,
taking him in as deep as she can. And we can’t forget beautiful Donna,
who gets most excited doing in doggy-style, and we all get excited
watching her gorgeous ass quivering and waiting for a nice
pussy-filling.

So who are our winners? Well, it just happens that they nominated each
other. So let’s read what each winner had to say:

“I love the way he slowly licks and kisses my neck, my breasts and my
tummy, all while his cock is probing at my slit. When he finally
penetrates me, it’s just the most gorgeous thing in the world. I
couldn’t even tell you his measurements, but he just fills me up and
makes me feel so happy and fulfilled as a woman. I love feeling his
penis slide in and out of me, each time seemingly deeper and deeper.”

“She always gazes into my eyes as we’re about to make love, and all I
want to do is please her in every way possible. It takes all my effort
not to ram my rock-hard cock in her and right away go as fast as I can,
but instead I carefully go a little deeper and a little faster each
time. I love feeling her body whether its on top or beneath me, and the
little shudders she makes as I give her orgasm after orgasm.”

“When he makes love to me, I lose track of the number of times I cum.
I feel his firm body next to mine, and his muscles working hard as he
enters me again and again. All I want is for him to cum, to release his
load inside of me.”

“Her beautiful body is so distracting, but I concentrate as long as I
can on one thing – making her cum. But finally I can’t hold it in any
longer, and I have to shoot my cum into her. Her face lights up when
she feels me tense up, and she squeals in delight as I unload everything
I’ve got into her beautiful body.”

“After making love, all I want to do is hold him for a few minutes
before going back to work. And believe me, I sure work efficiently
after an encounter with him!”

“I am on top of the world after making love to her. I never miss a sale
or mess up an order after a session with her!”

So congratulations to Holly and Dan for being our number one lovers!
You obviously deserve each other!

That concludes the Office Nudity and Sex Awards for this year. We
encourage you all to compete hard in 2001, especially since we’re
planning a new threesome award! So please return to your workstations,
but remember to always have fun here at the office!